Chapter OneDHL FightChapter One by ProdigyOfParody
Jones vs. Möt Muerte
Chapter One: Shivering in the Snow
There was a loud, monotonous knocking on the door of his cell. Voices clamored outside, and stirred him from his slumber. He rose groggily from the floor, checked for his indigo titanium bow, and his steel sword, and then he routinely wandered over to the dusty mirror in the far left corner of the gray, gloomy room to check how long his beard had grown. Satisfied with its standard, short length, he picked up his "weapons of chivalry", and responded to the knock on the door. Upon opening it, Jones was bombarded with questions from his sector's minute security demon.
"How long does it honestly take you to stand up, and answer a goddamn door? Are you rude like this at your home? I'm surprised anyone would even come to the door of such a lazy ass. What are they thinking? What possible value could they see in you?" the guard crudely remarked, with a voice that seemed impossibly deep for his diminutive structure.
DHL info page: Rosalyn: EDITName: Typically likes to be called Rosalyn . She has no real name.DHL info page: Rosalyn: EDIT by wallofplastick
Specie: Death spirit(Earth life) /manticore
Age: a little under a billion years.
Size: size of a large lion
Weight: She won't be weighed with anyone looking and then lies about it anyway, but roughly three hundred pounds.
Job as a death spirit: Simply to be a catalog of every death ever on earth ever. If it dies she knows when. If you can give her a name than she can tell you exactly when that person died, if they died on earth. If she can't come up with an answer than there still quite alive. She can not tell when something will die unless she were looking at it and it were obvious that they were going to die at certain time.
Back story: Unfortunately for her no one really knows that there is more than one death. So when ever someone asks death to appear for some sort of desperate negotiation to save themselves one is picked randomly from the unoccupied lot lounging around earth or what ever planet is in